

Here i amKapittel 1 En helt vanlig Søndags morgen i verdens kjedeligste boligfelt, våknet Imaiereh med verdens største skallebank etter litt for voldsom råning i Røyken sentrum kvelden i forveien.Here i am
Han åpnet øynene og så opp i taket, mens han snøftet angrende idet minnene fra gårsdagen vendte tilbake. Han pustet tungt ut og løftet seg rolig, dog litt usikkert, ut av sengen mens han kjente at tømmermennene begynte å ta av for alvor. Han beveget seg bortover i rommet, litt haltende, mot en kjær men likevel avskyelig gjenstand; Bildet av hans ti


Norwegian storyMrs Supah Helvete, hvor er den fuckings fjæren jeg skal på hodet. Jeg skal på om 30 sekunder! Skriker Kiwi til Frøydis, den bitre anstalten hennes. Det er som om noen prøver å gi meg hjertestopp på stedet. MORD sier jeg MORD! Frøydis skvetter rundt omkring og prøver å finne fjæren hennes. Fjæren gjør hele antrekket, utenom det er det kun en grålilla truse og toppløs. FANT DEN! sier Frøydis. Den lå her bak bananene til Gustav fortsetter hun, og går bort til Kiwi, som tar fjæren og dasker til Fr&Norwegian story


DarkIt was dark, very dark. The moon had vanished and left us for dead, disappeared to new hunting grounds. We just sat there, a stick in our hands and tried to accept the loss. Several sticks had already been used to make spears and then they had stabbed them self to death. A life without a moon is like peeing without a dwarf in a pink spandex suit, and green tie. Just something that cant be done. No matter what anyone say. The Dwarf is crucial to the whole pee/urine balance, which cant be disturbed. Approximate 1000 people are left on this planet, this hole that is our home. Everyone is in despair.&nDark


The Towel"Everything is ruined because of you, sassy motherfucker" screamed Johan Gustav III to me, Earl of Jazzenburg. I walked casually to him and smashed his face with a showel, wrapped in a towel. "You know. A towel is the singelmost usefull thing you can own. like now, my showel is free from blood, because of the amazing attributes of the towel." i whisperd in his ear. I smashed his face one more time, without the towel, to show him the difference.The Towel
When i later thought back to that day, i felt a knot of regret in my stomach. I had left my towel. My favorit towel. The one with the dots.


Role ModelSmiling with your fake glass eyes. Red plastic lips, starring in their own private masterpiece. A masquerade ball for crack-whore queens and aliens with butterfly wings.Role Model
Like a broken jewel in a princesses crown.
A future plan for perfection. But spiders webs adorn the doorways to heaven. Where goldfish remember for hours on end, a prince is hidden within the skin of a frog. A fantasy land called paradise.
You spent all your money on the wishing well and now you cant afford the train ride home. Youre stuck under an umbrella like the rest of us. But your hair looks like golden sunlight, even w
band playing.
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Så slett tvil og diskusjon, Det her er presisjon
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When the zombies come, i will bring ninja outfits for everybody.
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Alexa <3 Mein Herz schlägt nur für dich mieze
12/2/13 Is the day I truly live
Am I pretty...
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When the zombies come, i will bring ninja outfits for everybody.
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Alexa <3 Mein Herz schlägt nur für dich mieze
12/2/13 Is the day I truly live
Am I pretty...
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When the zombies come, i will bring ninja outfits for everybody.
HER!
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So Hitler ended up in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire. So, that's fun... I mean that's funny! 'Cause he was a massmurdering f***khead!
Click me! I'm AWESOME!
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When the zombies come, i will bring ninja outfits for everybody.
SÅNN! bare trykk download, og lagre så er du good to go!
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So Hitler ended up in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire. So, that's fun... I mean that's funny! 'Cause he was a massmurdering f***khead!
Click me! I'm AWESOME!
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When the zombies come, i will bring ninja outfits for everybody.
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